this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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i may sound weird as fuck right now but he was seriously the hottest who in Whoville
you need jesus
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That awkward moment when you’re talking to someone with an accent, and you accidentally reply with their accent.
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